Gazelle Carcass! A Gift Idea for Men

[That photo up there comes from the awesome Teen Girl Squad videos.  Go check them out.  Seriously.]

If you are looking for a weird and wonderful gift idea, look no further.  (Ahem, unless the recipient is a vegetarian, then you need to look further.)

Lots of people are extreme carnivores.  I say this as a quasi-vegetarian… so a lot of this is lost on me.  Observations that I have: meat is pretty expensive and lots of people are drawn to large amounts of meat.  I will even venture that it is disproportionately men who like lots of meat, so this makes a perfect gift for a groom, or just a gift idea for men in general.

Meat

That’s the gift idea.  Buy your best friend, or your spouse, or your partner, or the groom, or the whole couple a wedding or anniversary gift of a large portion of an animal.  For Valentine’s Day, I gave my spouse half a lamb.  This is a true gift, given my quasi-vegetarian-ness (totally a word) and my strong dislike of lamb in particular.

Logistics

Let’s say you’re a best man, or best gal and you think to yourself, “I’m going to get the groom an awesome wedding gift – a quarter of a cow!”  The next thought should be something along the lines of, “how on earth am I going to transport it?  I really hope they have sufficient freezer space.”

First off, you need to find yourself a butcher, or the local Hutterites, or your co-worker’s off-grid organic lamb raising relatives (just me?).  From there, figure out what you are able to purchase, how long it will take for delivery, how it comes packaged (they may include a freezer!) and how long it will last in a freezer.

Next, you need to determine if they will have sufficient space to store the $150 of (beef) bacon that you plan to purchase for them.  You may want to run your gift idea by the other half of the couple, or perhaps the parents.  Maybe bring it up as a joke to gauge the response of your recipient(s).

Finally, make up a gift card, or include a note in your awesome wedding card.  In it, you can indicate what you have purchased and that you need to arrange delivery, when the couple has had time to settle down post-wedding.  Feel free to include a cookbook, or go for the slightly-crude-but-always-hilarious gift card with a cute version of the animal you are gifting.

Update: My spouse has decided that the half-lamb somehow constitutes a sacrifice in honour of my spouse.  If you don’t believe such statements constitute sacrilege, feel free to play up that theme as well!

Have you ever received a whole pile of meat as a gift?  Would you like to receive such a thing?

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About the Author

Anne spends a lot of time writing about gifts for adults, for all occasions. She comes up with creative ways to add personality to registry gifts and to give gifts when your budget is tight.

Anne – who has written posts on Unique Gifter.


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Comments

  1. That's an awesome idea! In the past, I've toyed with the idea of buying very large portions of meat and freezing it. It's on the back burner now that we're in such a small place, but I can think of a few people who would enjoy receiving a quarter of a cow. I'd want to make sure that they could store it first of course…

  2. amberlee (of giversl says:

    oh my goodness. i can't believe how great of an idea this is, for my hubbie in particular. I now officially have his bday gift figured out! brilliant. totally brilliant.

  3. well that is an interesting idea… how about buying the meat for the wedding reception? it could save the couple a great deal on catering. For big family reunions we usually roast a whole pig, it was very visual as a child but now I enjoy it. I could imagine a casual wedding with a roasting station.

  4. http://ilovegifting. says:

    What a meaty idea!

  5. Sarita http://Iloveg says:

    What a meaty idea! Certainly not for the squeamish (like me) but a delight to meat lovers for sure!

  6. TimelessFinance says:

    lol I hadn't been on HSR since early university. Thanks for the reminder.

    • Anne - Unique Gifter says:

      Anytime! My housemates and I went as Teen Girl Squad for Halloween one year. Congrats – you're the first comment on Intense Debate.

  7. we gifted ourselves a dinner of rack of lamb and prawns, DELISH!

  8. makinthebacon1 says:

    My bf loves meat, so he totally would love a gift like that. To be honest, I love meat a lot myself and wouldn't mind getting some meat because it is bloody expensive. This may sound weird, sometimes I get red meat cravings and just want a burger. I'm not a big fan of lamb myself. I don't know there's something about the texture and taste that didn't agree with me.
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    • Anne - Unique Gifter says:

      Yes, it is bloody expensive! I don't care for the taste of lamb, personally, though I can see why it attracts other people. Glad to know I'm not the only one! I know ladies like meat too… just capitulating to the masses!

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