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Weddings can be elegant and classy but they can also be a whole bunch of fun. If you’re invited to a same-sex marriage where bride and bride or groom and groom have a sense of humour grab them one of these funny wedding cards. I want to get married again just so someone will get me some of these!
You Guys Are Adorable
I don’t know what it is about gay couples that makes them adorable but they are. Who cares, we like being cute.
Nothing Can Stop Our Love
Handsome men in uniform bravely defending themselves against adversary together. Swoon. This card is both too real and too cute.
Weddings Are So Gay
In both the happy and in the “word gay written in the colours of the pride flag” sense.
Liza Did It
They may not be wedding the iconic Liza Minnelli but the grooms you give this to will be treated like celebrities. Let them know how fabulous you think their wedding is.
‘Who’ came up with this terrible pun? Doctor Who fans get married and deserve greeting cards too!
Sh*t is About to Get Real
Best to warn them now about what marriage has in store for them. It’s kind of a big deal.
Two Queens Make a Pair
How cheeky. I’m sure the couple you give this to will be a pair that always wins.
Why did it take them so long to get married when they were obviously perfect for each other? Oh well. (Finally is written in the colours of the pride flag, by the way)
Isn’t That Wonderful?
If you were looking for an excuse to give an uplifting card featuring two girls kissing in a bar end your search here.
I’m 99% Happy For You
Perfect for those engagements that you’re super happy for but also kind of jealous they’re engaged and not you and you thought you’d have someone by now and her fiancee is gorgeous— I mean, congratulations.
Congratulate them in dinosaur so they know how rawrsome they are.
Who doesn’t love a good pun? Perfect for a couple of guys who compliment each other.
FYI Forever is a Damn Long Time
It goes on for like… The rest of your life.
She Finally Put a Ring On It
Move over, Beyoncé, this girl gets things done herself. She liked it and she put a ring on it. Finally!
Why is it that no matter how many things you have in your registry you get a dozen toasters when you get married? My good wedding toaster died a few months ago and I had to buy a new one so this card really speaks to me on a personal level.
Your buddy may not be called Pablo but this cute card expresses how he’s probably feeling about his new husband all the same.
Gay Venn Diagram
Scientifically speaking they’re the best couple. We know because it’s graphed in that Venn diagram of matrimony.
Congrats, You Can Finally Sleep Together
The rings on this one are plain so it can be for any gender of couple. What a nice, wholesome.. Oh, I looked on the inside.
It’s Just a Wedding
Finally we can just call it a wedding instead of ‘gay wedding’. There’s profanity in this one.
Honourable Mention: The All Purpose Card
Just circle the couple you’re giving this card to. Boom. Done.
Congratulations on having a couple in your life with a sense of humour! If you don’t, well, good luck taking the flak for your funny card choice.