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We all wanted to become train drivers when we were young.
But we ended up dressed in suits working for people we would happily run over with our cars. How about instead we go back to our childhoods. Here are 20 train themed gifts that are (mostly) for adults. Sheldon Cooper would approve.
1.Train Travel Pillow
Not a train, but something you can use on a train. See what we did there? Hey, it may not be fun, but at least you’ll never have a bad neck when trying to sleep on trains again.
2. Train Piñata
Piñata isn’t just for kids. Play that stereotypical Mexican music and whack a train with a bat. Now you can love trains and be a vandal.
3.Novelty Wooden Train Whistles
Whether you want to annoy the kids or whether you run Little League games at the weekend, these wooden train whistles are bound to get everybody’s attention.
4.Railroad Treat Bags
Fond of having parties? If you want to give out gift bags with alcohol, candy, and other adult-themed items these railroad treat bags are a great way to do it. They can even fit in to a Western-themed party.
Even adults love tasty treats. These train-shaped suckers will let you rot your teeth whilst indulging in the magic of rail travel.
6. Train Cookie Cutters
We want cookies and we want them now. These train cookie cutters are the perfect addition to anybody’s day. They’re great for adults too…
7. Train Candles
Nothing adds to a sensual evening with a loved one like train candles. Show her how mature you are when you break these bad boys out!
8. The Great Railroad Revolution
For the history buffs in your family, this book will tell you about the history of rail travel in America. Learn how they changed the course of American history and how we got to where we are today.
9. Mountain Loco 74 Shirt
This dramatic t-shirt featuring a train ploughing through nature with a vengeance will get heads turning. Take that nature and your innocent wonder. Humans are coming through.
10. Train Conductor Costume T-Shirt
Whilst we’re on the subject of clothing, this train conductor costume will get you ready for the next fancy dress party. Live out your childhood dreams here.
11. Bachmann Trains Scale Set
It isn’t just kids who play with trains. Piss off your wife by clearing out the spare bedroom and setting these trains to work. Tracks included.
12. Train USB
What could be cooler than a USB stick shaped in the style of a big black loco motive?
13. Train Wall Art
Fit out your home in the right way with this wall art. Painted in dramatic colours, this is sure to catch some eyes.
14. Number 82 Train Vintage Sign
This vintage tin sign can go inside or outside. It carries a sense of nostalgia about it that, surprisingly, makes you want to get on a train.
15. Novelty Train Parking Sign
Yes! Yes! Yes! Puns with a practical purpose. Even if you don’t like trains, who could resist putting this on their property?
16. Locomotive Statue
This bronze statue is akin to having a hunting trophy sitting in your room. With incredible detail, any train lover would be pleased to receive this.
17. Train Conductor’s Hat
When you’re rolling your trains around the spare bedroom, you need to look the part. A train conductor’s hat is the finishing touch you need.
18. Mexican Train Domino Game
No, we don’t know how to play, either. But it has little coloured train models, so we’re already sold on it.
19. Train Teething Pendant
Wear your love of trains with this stylish necklace. It also doubles as a teething pendant, so this is perfect for train lovers with new additions to the family.
20.Train Money Bank
Want to save up for that train? Get started with this money bank. You’ll have to save up a fair few pennies to get that locomotive delivered to your yard, though.