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Congrats on finding your funny Valentine! These funny Valentine’s day gifts are sure to amuse anyone this Valentine’s day, and we hope they crack you up as well.
Get them for your partner, bestie, or a couple in your life who appreciates a good laugh.
Funny Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for Adults
These would also make great anti-Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s day gift ideas too!
Trump Valentine’s Shirt
No products found.Whether your Valentine loves or hates Trump, they surely want to make love great again, right?
They’ll Never Find Your Body Card
No products found.Why not scare someone this Valentine’s Day with a quirky and straight up threatening card?
Jumbo “Happy F***ing Valentine’s” Card
No products found.If you’re bored with regular sized cards with appropriate language, this card will rock your world. Happy effing Valentine’s day!
Let’s Get It On Candle
No products found.Perfect for sexy times, this scented candle is funny but still classy!
Taco and Taquito Shirt and Onesie
No products found.If your funny Valentine is a baby, get that lil baby and yourself matching taco and taquito outfits!
Marshmallow Willies
No products found.These yummy marshmallows happen to be phallic shaped, so make sure your funny Valentine is prepared for a wild ride.
Shawty You Fine as Sh*t
No products found.If yo shawty is fine as sh*t you know what to do – buy this bear and let her know!
Property of Men’s Boxers
No products found.Surprise your man with some boxers that tell him who’s boss!
Toilet Paper Gag Gift
No products found.This toilet paper contains a bit of potty humor – the phrase “I love you from top to bottom” is printed on the whole roll. It might not be romantic, but it’s definitely practical…sort of.
Let’s Get Naked Pillow
No products found.Don’t leave anything to the imagination this Valentine’s, tell your lover exactly what you want to do – get naked!
Loves Me More Coffee Mug
Who does your friend or partner love more? It’s hard to choose between coffee and wine – and this mug does nothing to settle the argument. As for the mug itself, well, you could put either in it…
Fundies
No products found.These are for sure fun undies – undies for two!
Hugs And Misses
No products found.This book of awkward failed romances is the perfect anti-Valentine’s Day gift.
Jimmy Jacket
No products found.Make your man laugh this Valentine’s Day with a sweater for his bits. Because no one wants a chilly willy!
Couples Pillow Cases
No products found.Share this gift with the one you love spending time in bed with…while checking your phones.
Grow a Boyfriend
No products found.This grow your own boyfriend is the perfect gift for your single friends. After all, “it’s not pretend when you grow a perfect friend.”
I Wanna Cuttle You Mug
No products found.For your funny and also punny lover, this mug is a cute present this Valentine’s Day.
Love Ya Bitch Swear Word Coloring Book
No products found.This adult coloring book will surely prove your f***ing love.
Love Uncensored: A Book of Postcards
No products found.This gift is meant for “your partner, booty call, one night stand” and more. So really, the best inappropriate Valentine’s gift for anyone in your life.
Matching Socks
No products found.These funny socks say “If you can read this bring me wine/a beer.” Make sure before you gift these that you are prepared to fetch wine or beer though!
Hopefully you found something hilarious in these very adult friendly funny Valentine’s day gift ideas! Whether you’re celebrating for real and just like to have fun or are resisting the holiday I hope you have a super fun “love” day.
