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Congrats on finding your funny Valentine! These gifts are sure to amuse anyone this Valentine’s day, and we hope they crack you up as well.
Funny Valentine’s Day Gifts
Trump Valentine’s Shirt
Whether your Valentine loves or hates Trump, they surely want to make love great again, right?
They’ll Never Find Your Body Card
Why not scare someone this Valentine’s Day with a quirky and straight up threatening card?
Jumbo “Happy F***ing Valentine’s” Card
If you’re bored with regular sized cards with appropropriate language, this card will rock your world. Happy effing Valentine’s day!
Let’s Get It On Candle
Perfect for sexy times, this scented candle is funny but still classy!
Taco and Taquito Shirt and Onsie
If your funny Valentine is a baby, get that lil baby and yourself matching taco and taquito outfits!
Marshmallow Willies
These yummy marshmallows happen to be phallic shaped, so make sure your funny Valentine is prepared for a wild ride.
Shawty You Fine as Sh*t
If yo shawty is fine as sh*t you know what to do – buy this bear and let her know!
Property of Men’s Boxers
Surprise your man with some boxers that tell him who’s boss!
Toilet Paper Gag Gift
This toilet paper contains a bit of potty humor – the phrase “I love you from top to bottom” is printed on the whole roll. It might not be romantic, but it’s definitely practical…sort of.
I Still Love You When I’m Sober Wine Glass
It’s hard to love someone when you’re sober, but you love your honey without alcohol…most of the time.
Let’s Get Naked Pillow
Don’t leave anything to the imagination this Valentine’s, tell your lover exactly what you want to do – get naked!
Fundies
These are for sure fun undies – undies for two!
Hugs And Misses
This book of awkward failed romances is the perfect anti-Valentine’s Day gift.
Jimmy Jacket
Make your man laugh this Valentine’s Day with a sweater for his bits. Because no one wants a chilly willy!
Couples Pillow Cases
Share this gift with the one you love spending time in bed with…while checking your phones.
Grow a Boyfriend
This grow your own boyfriend is the perfect gift for your single friends. After all, “it’s not pretend when you grow a perfect friend.”
I Wanna Cuttle You Mug
For your funny and also punny lover, this mug is a cute present this Valentine’s Day.
My F*cking Valentine’s Day Coloring Book
This adult coloring book will surely prove your f***ing love.
Love Uncensored: A Book of Postcards
This gift is meant for “your partner, booty call, one night stand” and more. So really, the best inappropriate Valentine’s gift for anyone in your life.
Matching Socks
These funny socks say “If you can read this bring me wine/a beer.” Make sure before you gift these that you are prepared to fetch wine or beer though!
