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Feeling a little naughty this Valentine’s day? Maybe it’s time to spice up the love fest this year. You can definitely make the “Naughty List”, by gifting your Valentine one of these vaughty Valentine’s Day gifts and ideas.
These are perfect spicy gifts for your husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or partner. Or give them to a friend for a fun (and hot) galentine’s gift. Either way, they’re guaranteed to make the recipient blush when they open one of these NSFW gift ideas this Valentine’s Day.
The Hottest Naughty Valentine’s Gift Ideas for Him, Her, or Them
Whether it’s for a single person or a couple, there’s something on this list for anyone on your naughty Valentine’s Day gift list.
BDSM Kinks Interest Survey
Warning: This naughty Valentine’s Day gift idea isn’t for the faint of heart. Share this survey with your partner and discover how you feel about 619 different BDSM kinks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover some new things to try too!
Female and Male Torso Bookends
This naughty bookends make great gift ideas for any of the artsy folk in your life. There’s one female and one male statue, each evoking greek statues for a classy yet naughty addition to their bookshelf.
Phallic Chocolates
You can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day without some delicious chocolate! But what naughty shape could be behind the burry part of the photo? Hmm.
Very Naughty Coupons Book
Add some extra spice to your routine with this Naughty Coupons Booklet. This is a great last-minute gift idea too.
“Lickalottapus” Coffee Mug
This coffee mug is both humorous and flirtatious. Now there’s a dinosaur you didn’t learn about in school!
Naughty Love Tokens
These tokens are a really cool way to keep your relationship sexy and exciting. They’re also perfect for those hard-to-shop for people who seem to have absolutely everything.
Naughty Personalized Underwear
Personalize a pair of underwear with one of your favorite naughty sayings as a Valentine’s Day gift this year. Men can be hard to shop for when it comes to sexy Valentines’ Day gifts, but you can’t go wrong with underwear!
The Mushroom Babes Art Prints
What better excuse than Valentine’s Day to buy your friend or partner an art print like this one? Each drawing is of real mushroom varieties reimagined as women in all shapes and sizes. Perfect for the fae-folk, cottagecore, or mushroom-loving folks in your naughty gift list.
Bullet Vibe
This little vibrator packs a big punch. What makes it so naughty, though? It’s controller by a remote so your partner can tease you from a distance, and it’s waterproof up to 1m.
3D Printed Naughty Dice
These dice are perfect for a little private Valentine’s Day party game. You can pull them out anything you need to get things rolling (pun intended) in the bedroom, too. This is a great way to try something new!
Le Clitorus Diagram Art
The French might make it classy, but this is still a perfect adult gift for someone who likes provocative art. Give it to feminists or French-speaking men who need an anatomy lesson.
Edible Massage Candle
Take a candlelit date to the next level with this edible massage candle. The wax doesn’t get too hot so you can safely pour it on your lover’s skin once it’s hot. It then turns into massage oil when you rub it in for an erotic, sensual date night in activity.
Naughty Game
This sensual card game will spark some fires for you and your partner. Dim the lights and cracked the game, for some fun times.
Adult Humor Naughty Keychain
This keychain is sure to make your partner laugh… and blush a little. You can give it on its own or as an accessory for a big gift. (Like a car maybe?)
“Let’s Spoon Forever” Vintage Silver Plated Spoon
Share some laughs over this funny, yet naughty, spoon gift. Great if you want to give something cute for Valentine’s Day this year.
“You Make Me So Thorny”
This is literally a sweet gift with an underlying message that is sure to turn your partner on. Plus who doesn’t love some sweet treats?
Wand Style Massager
I’m not sure who decided to call these massagers because they’re pretty must only used for intimate purposes. Still, start with a sexy massage and turn it into something more naughty thanks to this rechargeable vibrator.
Kamasutra Rolling Pin for Naughty Cookies
Gift some naughty Valentine cookies thanks to this Kamasutra Rolling Pin. It actually imprints the design into the dough so all your homemade creations get a naughty twist.
Sexy Pin Up Girl Cupcake Topper
Add some sexy to a Valentine’s Day cupcake with this Edible Pinup Girl Topper. You can either buy some decadent cupcakes from the store for a delicious Valentine’s day dessert or make your own for a homemade gift.
“Honey, I Love it When You Nail Me” Hammer Keepsake
This hammer keepsake is a humorous way to deliver your Valentine’s Day message to your handyman/woman.
Kinky Blindfold Set
This Blindfold Set is the perfect starter kit for a wild night in the bedroom. It comes with everything you need to try out some kinky fun including two sets of cuffs, a paddle, whip, and collar. So many activities to try…
Naughty Valentine’s Day Pop-Up Card
This card is naughty in the most hilarious way. You can also include a gift card for a nice dinner out for a complete gift for a hard to shop for guy.
Naughty Gift Socks
Your partner will definitely get a kick out of these naughty socks. It’s a kinky way to remind you what fun activities you got up to together recently.
Kama Sutra Positions Wine Glasses
The Kama Sutra Positions on these wine glasses will definitely give you a few ideas on how to end the night this Valentine’s Day. Pair with a great bottle of wine for a romantic touch.
Naughty Casino Style Poker Chips
These Naughty Poker Chips are a fun way to spice up your romantic life. It’s not in the picture, but they have some adult messages that make fun activities to do on Valentine’s Day… Or anytime, really.
69 Pillowcase Set
This Pillowcase is the perfect naughty gift for couples living together. They’re also kind of cute!
Bluetooth Vibrator
There’s nothing more naughty than a remote controlled vibrator! This is a a perfect gift for your long distance relationship partner or to try all the naughty things your imagination can work up.
Sex Memory Game
Get out of the same old boring routine with this kinky Memory Game. It’s not just a memory game, there’s a bunch of great ideas on the cards to try out, too.
3d Pierced Breasts Art
This is quite the erotic statement piece and avant garde addition to the right home. If this seems like the vibes the naughty gift recipient you’re shopping for would appreciate, surprise them with a unique art piece like this one!
Naughty Care Package for a Couple
This is a great gift idea for a couple, especially if you live far away. It would make a fun surprise for your bestie and their partner!
Don’t be afraid to turn the heat up on your love life. Unleash your wild side this Valentine’s Day. You can start by turning your Valentine on with one of these sexy, yet naughty, gifts.
