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Congrats on finding your funny Valentine! These funny Valentine’s day gifts are sure to amuse anyone this Valentine’s day, and we hope they crack you up as well.
Get them for your partner, bestie, or a couple in your life who appreciates a good laugh.
Funny Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for Adults
These would also make great anti-Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s day gift ideas too!
Trump Valentine’s Shirt
Buy on AmazonWhether your Valentine loves or hates Trump, they surely want to make love great again, right?
They’ll Never Find Your Body Card
Buy on AmazonWhy not scare someone this Valentine’s Day with a quirky and straight up threatening card?
Jumbo “Happy F***ing Valentine’s” Card
Buy on AmazonIf you’re bored with regular sized cards with appropriate language, this card will rock your world. Happy effing Valentine’s day!
Let’s Get It On Candle
Buy on AmazonPerfect for sexy times, this scented candle is funny but still classy!
Taco and Taquito Shirt and Onesie
Buy on AmazonIf your funny Valentine is a baby, get that lil baby and yourself matching taco and taquito outfits!
Marshmallow Willies
Buy on AmazonThese yummy marshmallows happen to be phallic shaped, so make sure your funny Valentine is prepared for a wild ride.
Shawty You Fine as Sh*t
Buy on AmazonIf yo shawty is fine as sh*t you know what to do – buy this bear and let her know!
Toilet Paper Gag Gift
Buy on AmazonThis toilet paper contains a bit of potty humor – the phrase “I love you from top to bottom” is printed on the whole roll. It might not be romantic, but it’s definitely practical…sort of.
Let’s Get Naked Pillow
Buy on AmazonDon’t leave anything to the imagination this Valentine’s, tell your lover exactly what you want to do – get naked!
Loves Me More Coffee Mug
Who does your friend or partner love more? It’s hard to choose between coffee and wine – and this mug does nothing to settle the argument. As for the mug itself, well, you could put either in it…
Hugs And Misses
Buy on AmazonThis book of awkward failed romances is the perfect anti-Valentine’s Day gift.
Jimmy Jacket
Buy on AmazonMake your man laugh this Valentine’s Day with a sweater for his bits. Because no one wants a chilly willy!
Couples Pillow Cases
Buy on AmazonShare this gift with the one you love spending time in bed with…while checking your phones.
Grow a Boyfriend
Buy on AmazonThis grow your own boyfriend is the perfect gift for your single friends. After all, “it’s not pretend when you grow a perfect friend.”
I Wanna Cuttle You Mug
Buy on AmazonFor your funny and also punny lover, this mug is a cute present this Valentine’s Day.
Love Ya Bitch Swear Word Coloring Book
Buy on AmazonThis adult coloring book will surely prove your f***ing love.
Love Uncensored: A Book of Postcards
Buy on AmazonThis gift is meant for “your partner, booty call, one night stand” and more. So really, the best inappropriate Valentine’s gift for anyone in your life.
Matching Socks
Buy on AmazonThese funny socks say “If you can read this bring me wine/a beer.” Make sure before you gift these that you are prepared to fetch wine or beer though!
Hopefully you found something hilarious in these very adult friendly funny Valentine’s day gift ideas! Whether you’re celebrating for real and just like to have fun or are resisting the holiday I hope you have a super fun “love” day.
