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Yeah, romance is great, but let’s be real: Valentine’s Day is for the ladies. Sure, guys get gifts, but they’re usually the ones on the hook for planning the perfect romance. What about a day for them? Enter: Steak and Blowjob Day, the unofficial holiday celebrating that special man in your life.
If you’re not familiar with Steak and Blowjob day, don’t know how to celebrate it, or need some help to come up with some thoughtful (or funny!) gift ideas you’re at the right place. I’ve got all the details, plus some freaking hilarious gifts to celebrate the holiday every guy with a significant other is going to be looking forward to this year.
Use this guide for yourself or send it to your partner!
What is Steak and Blowjob Day?
Before we get into it let’s get the facts: Steak and Blowjob Day is a satirical meme holiday that was original conceived way back in 2002 by a radio DJ. Since then it’s been in and out of the public consciousness but has made a come back in recent years.
The idea is that guys put in most of the legwork into Valentine’s Day planning and romance. Most of the time they’re going over and above for gifts and dates. This is a chance to flip things and make a day all about what guys like – which is, of course, steak and BJs.
Simple, right?
Steak and Blowjob Day occurs annually on March 14th; exactly one month after Valentine’s Day. If you don’t want to celebrate that’s also Pi day… Or have steak, blowjobs, and pie!
How to Celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day
The holiday is super simple so you really can’t mess this one up – but there’s a few things that go into making the holiday something really special.
First and most important: if you’re a guy who wants your wife, girlfriend, or significant other to indulge you on Steak & BJ Day you have to kill it on Valentine’s Day. This holiday is supposed to be a sort of “repayment” for all your hard work – don’t work and you’re not going to get paid. Simple as that.
Now that that’s out of the way, here’s what you (or your partner) will need to make all those steak and blowjob dreams come true.
Steak
Buy on AmazonChoose his favourite steak cut or go with something that everyone loves like New York Strip or Ribeye.
You’ll also need a way to cook it – that can be the BBQ, a cast iron pan, or however he likes it best.
Can’t cook? Take him out for a steak dinner instead!
Blowjob
Buy on AmazonThis is a great time to study up on some new techniques (like listening to this helpful audio book) to really blow his mind.
It might seem straightforward enough but you can also use this as an opportunity to connect with your partner in the bedroom.
Gift Ideas for Steak and Blowjob Day
This is a pretty simple holiday so that’s really the gist of it, but I thought it would be funny to round up some fun extras that make Steak and Blowjob Day extra fun.
Blowjob Male Masturbator
Buy on AmazonFor the guy that doesn’t have a partner to celebrate or if you’re just not up for fulfilling the blowjob portion of the holiday.
Blowjob Tokens
Buy on AmazonGreat for an “IOU” if one of your is out of town or you otherwise can’t celebrate together on March 14th. It’s an even better for him because there’s 3!
Flavored Oral Sex Lube
Buy on AmazonThis lube both enhances the experience for the receiver and makes things taste better for the one on the giving end. Even better, it comes in so many flavors including peach, blue raspberry, and even cotton candy.
Greeting Card
OK I know that the official stance on Steak and Blowjob Day is no fuss or cards but we’ll make an exception for this one. A great way to get him excited for what’s to come later that day!
Gourmet Steak Steasoning
Buy on AmazonBecause no one wants an unseasoned steak! You could also grab some nice BBQ sauce to go with it too.
Blowjob Queen Shirt
It’s important to show some recognition for the true her: the woman who’s giving the BJ. Wear it to surprise your bf or hubby or give it to your girl to remind her that you do appreciate what she’s giving!
Mouth Guard
Buy on AmazonNo seriously, it works! Some guys like a little tooth action but if your man prefers it smooth (or gets a little too much for his liking) a mouth guard works wonders for enhancing the experience.
I like these ones because they mold to your mouth but aren’t flavored or scented.
And there it is – everything you need to have a perfect Steak and Blowjob Day. Now that you’re educated, why not check out some other sexy gifts for men and women. Or if you’re feeling really adventurous here’s some gift ideas for swingers (yes, that kind.)
